Dear Punjabis, when you press the tissue paper hard on Samosa, Pakoda or Parantha, the only thing you reduce is your guilt, not fat!
Gujjus waiting for Garba night every day. Bongs waiting for Durga Ashtami. And Punjabis are wondering, 'Kaise Katenge Yeh 3 Aur Din'!
NRI Friend: I completed my Ph.D. in Mathematical statistics and now I'm coming to India for my vacations before I head back and join an MNC. Punjabi Friend: Sahi Hai, Aate Waqt Duty Free Se Daaru Le Kar Aana!